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aria-the-apple:

Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.

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amymayyamm:

The whole week before I start my period : 

I feel so weird, why do i feel so weird?

My life is like the hardest ugggh

Does my boyfriend still think I’m pretty? DOES HE THINK OTHER GIRLS ARE PRETTY!!!??

I’m fucking obese.

Lets have sex for a week.

The day after I start my period : 

Gosh, isn’t the world just lovely and wonderful? (daydreams about frolicking in a meadow of beautiful daisies)  

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